Peter's Friends (1992)

Alphonsia Emmanuel: Sarah Johnson

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• Andrew : I was just sitting here trying to work out *exactly* how I ruined my life.

  Sarah : You think you're in trouble? I just tried to fuck a six-year-old.

  Andrew : [laughs]  You know, it's like - kindergarten, school, university, Black Hole.

  Sarah : It's not that bad.

  Andrew : Oh, yes, it is. In fact, it's SLIGHTLY worse than that.

• Sarah : We can't all have our lives figured out as well as you do.

  Andrew : I didn't say I had my life figured out, I said I had YOUR life figured out, love.

• Sarah : It could have been worse.

  Andrew : Yes, Sarah. It could have been worse. They could have attached electrodes to our genitals.

• Sarah : I'm disappointed in you. You used to be so romantic.

  Andrew : Yeah, well now I'm rheumatic.

• Sarah : You'll probably be stuck with that Joan Collins impersonator for the rest of your life!

  Andrew : You're talking about the woman I almost love.

  Sarah : God, I've never seen anyone wear more makeup! How does she take it off? With a chisel?

• Andrew : It's New Year's fucking Eve! Even the pope has a drink on New Year's Eve.

  Sarah : The pope doesn't get unpleasant.

  Andrew : Am I unpleasant anyone?

• Sarah : [Sarah is telling Peter about catching Maggie with Paul]  There they are, in bed, together!

  Peter : With Maggie on top?

  Sarah : Like she was in a rodeo!

• [Carol, Maggie, Peter and Andrew are listening to the squeaking from upstairs, which they presume is Sarah and Brian, when Sarah arrives in the kitchen] 

  Sarah : Hi, guys.

  [the others turn to face Sarah] 

  Peter : Now, that's what I call an extremely long dick.

  Andrew : Well, if it isn't Sarah, is it us?

  Maggie : It can only be Roger and Mary!

  Peter : I assume they must have resolved their differences last night.

  Andrew : [telephone rings]  This is the acid test

  [Squeaking stops for a few seconds, before resuming] 

  Andrew : Darlings!

  Peter : Well, if you'll excuse me, I better go!

  [Exits]