- Mikey: Miss Gilder you're the best teacher I've ever had, but there is one thing you never taught me.
- Shawn Gilder: And what is that?
- Mikey: How to die!
- [Shoots her in the head with a ball bearing fired from a slingshot]
- Jessie: [as she attempts to answer the phone call made to distract her while Mikey does his thing] Is this some kind of joke?