3 Ninjas (1992)
Max Elliott Slade: Colt
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Quotes
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Colt : Hold it! Before Phase 2, I got a little surprise!
[takes out a bottle of Lax-Go laxative]
Tum Tum : What's that stuff?
Colt : [Takes cap off bottle] Remember last year when you were sick and couldn't take a dump for 3 days?
Tum Tum : Yeah...
Colt : This is the stuff that makes you have to go.
Colt : Instant diarrhea.
Tum Tum : You're sick.
Colt : Not as sick as they're gonna be.
[stirs spiked Coke with his finger]
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Grandpa : Colt, what is a ninja?
Colt : A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.
Rocky : A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline.
Tum Tum : A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.
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Grandpa : Alright, Samuel!
Rocky : Sir!
Grandpa : From this day forth until forever, you will be known as Rocky. Because you are strong, solid, and cool as granite rock!
Rocky : [Receives mask] Awesome! Yeah!
Grandpa : Ahh, Jeffrey. Fast and free, spirit of the young wild horse; you shall be known as Colt!
Colt : Colt? That's cool.
Tum Tum : What about me? Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?
Colt : How about Super Dork?
Tum Tum : Shut up, spazz!
Grandpa : Ah, little one. Since your energy begins and ends with your tummy; you shall be known as Tum Tum!
Tum Tum : Tum Tum!
[Both Tum Tum and Grandpa laugh]
Colt : I can't wait 'till we show these to dad!
Rocky : He'll hate 'em.
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Hugo Snyder : Am I a nice guy or what?
Colt : You're a geek.