Cal Dodd credited as playing...
- Wolverine: Hey, Tin Woodsman! I'm sending you back to Oz... in pieces!
- [after angrily ripping the roof off Cyclops' car]
- Wolverine: [to Jean Grey] Tell Cyclops I made him a convertible.
- [after the group leaves Morph to die, Wolverine punches Cyclops in the stomach]
- Wolverine: Next time...
- [extends claws]
- Wolverine: ...I'll use these.
- [as the police try to subdue Sabretooth]
- Cyclops: C'mon, they're gonna kill him!
- Wolverine: Good!
- Wolverine: His name's Omega Red. The Soviets created him. I tangled with him before any of you were born. Red's got his own plans for this country. And worst of all, nothin' hurts him.
- Colossus: And you defeated this madman?
- Wolverine: I got lucky.
- Wolverine: It's adamantium tasting time, boys!
- Wolverine: How come we're supposed to trash your old enemy, but we gotta go easy on mine?
- Wolverine: I always thought you had a soft spot for that Cajun.
- Rogue: Bout as soft as you, fat-head! You gonna shut up or am I gonna have to help you?
- Gambit: "I know", she say. "Let's take a trip," she say. "It be fun." Huh. Some fun!
- Rogue: After what we been through, lately, I figured we could use some time off.
- Gambit: But you didn't tell me we'd have a chaperone!
- Wolverine: Don't whine to me, this ain't my idea of a good time!
- Rogue: Hey, hoser, I thought you liked to ski!
- Wolverine: This is sittin' around, drinkin' cocoa, and gettin' funny looks from rich people.
- Rogue: Yeah? Well, next time plan, your own durn vacation!
- [she leaves]
- Gambit: Aw, Chère, wait!... Well, I hope you're happy!
- Wolverine: Dunno the meanin' of the word.
- Gambit: Gambit can't help but notice you saved him chère and not Wolverine, must be my way with women.
- Rogue: Don't flatter yourself swamp boy.
- [Rogue drops Gambit in a pond]
- Wolverine: Little piece of advice cajun, never make that woman mad atcha.
- [Fighting Morph, who has taken his form]
- Wolverine: You might look like me. But you don't fight like me.
- [Wolverine slices open a door]
- Beast: [holding a set of keys] Ahem, the guard's keys.
- Wolverine: So I'll buy 'em a new door!
- Rogue: You're supposed to know everything, Beast. What makes us like we are anyway?
- Beast: Gamma rays, pollution, ozone depletion... television.
- Morph: Progress.
- Wolverine: Lousy luck!
- [Jean is under a spell]
- Jean Grey: Mommy, who are these bad people?
- Analee: Leave me alone with my daughter.
- Jean Grey: Make them go away, please, Mommy!
- Wolverine: Lady, you picked the wrong girl to adopt!
- Wolverine: The man doesn't break a sweat against Apocalypse or Magneto. So - so what nails him? A pine tree!
- Wolverine: [the X-Men try to stop Wolverine from leaving] I go where I wanna go.
