Necessary Roughness (1991)

Marcus Giamatti: Sargie 'Fumblina' Wilkinson

Quotes 

• McKenzie : [after Lucy is brought in as the team's kicker]  Will ya look at that, they're putting a bloody Sheila on the team!

  Sargie : We'll be the laughing stock of college football.

  Charlie Banks : What do you think we are now?

• Sargie : Hey guys, guys! Basic Losing is over.

• Sargie : [yelling at two students who quit at the tryout]  YOU CALL YOURSELF ARMADILLOS! THEN MOVE IT, YOU SORRY-ASS BUNCHES OF QUIVERING CIVILIAN SLIME!

  [students leave as he addresses Coach Gennero] 

  Sargie : Sir, we haven't had this many deserters in the Republican Guard.

  Coach Gennero : Son, are you all that you can be?

  Sargie : [yelling]  SIR, YES SIR!

  Coach Gennero : A little too much.

  Sargie : [softly]  Sir, Yes Sir.

  Coach Gennero : Move It!

  Sargie : Sir, Yes Sir!