Richard Griffiths: Dr. Meinheimer, Earl Hacker
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Quotes
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Dr. Meinheimer : [the entire audience is asleep] Now, to elaborate on point 102...
Ed Hocken : [hands him a book called "Strokin' The Love Muffin"] Here! Read this, it's an emergency.
Dr. Meinheimer : [starts reading] "His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding."
[audience slowly wakes up]
Nordberg : All right, listen up everyone! I want you to calmly file towards the exits. That's it, that's it! Nobody runs, just walk. Single file. That's it. Now if we just stay calm, no one's gonna be harmed by the huge bomb that's gonna explode any minute.
[audience panics and runs everywhere]
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Dr. Meinheimer : It's a terrible thing that's happened here, Lieutenant. I do hope you will find the people responsible.
Lt. Frank Drebin : I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.
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Dr. Meinheimer : You're thinking about him again, aren't you? What was his name? Frank?
Jane Spencer : Yes.
Dr. Meinheimer : You just can't forget him, can you?
Jane Spencer : Who?
Dr. Meinheimer : Frank!
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Lt. Frank Drebin : Dr. Meinheimer.
Earl Hacker : Yes?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Or should I say, Hacker!
[Frank rips off his fake mustache]
Earl Hacker : Drebin!
[Hacker gets up from his wheelchair and tries to attack Drebin, but Drebin punches him in the gut and he falls back into his wheelchair. Drebin starts punching him in the face repeatedly]
Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair! : [watching] Oh! Look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair! Can't someone help?
'Yeah!' : Yeah!
Let's get him. : Come on, guys! Let's get him!
[a group of men pull Drebin away from Meinheimer and start punching him]
Let's get him. : Beat up a guy in a wheelchair, huh?
