Killer Nerd (1991)
Toby Radloff: Harold Kunkle
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Quotes
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Receptionist : Can I help you?
Harold Kunkle : Yes! Today is the first day of the rest of my life. Life has given me lemons, and I'm going to make lemonade. I got a tiger by his tail and he's mean! I got a stiff upper lip and a tight ass.
Receptionist : Uh-huh. Well what can I do for you?
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Harold Kunkle : Mother, how am I going to choke on pie?
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Harold Kunkle : [Singing to the song "looking Over a Four Leaf Clover"] I'm looking over, my dead dog Rover, the one I just hit with the mower! One leg is missing, the other is gone, the third one is splattered all over the lawn!
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Harold Kunkle : Roses are red, Violets are placid, you screwed me over, have a face full of acid!