Defending Your Life (1991)
James Eckhouse: Jeep Owner
Quotes
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[Daniel and coworker are in large Jeep]
Daniel Miller : Why do you drive this?
Jeep Owner : What?
Daniel Miller : I'm curious. I see people driving these things. What do you know that I don't? Are floods coming? Hoover Dam broke? What's going on?
Jeep Owner : I like this car.
Daniel Miller : It's not a car, it's a battering ram. This is what Patton drove: "Hey you, soldier! Follow us!"
Jeep Owner : Make fun, but in an 8.5 earthquake, you'll beg for a Jeep.
Daniel Miller : In an 8.5 earthquake, I'll beg for a coffin.
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Daniel Miller : You don't wanna be alone on your birthday.
Daniel Miller : What better day to be alone? I don't have that hang-up like other people do about your birthday and parties. You were born alone, you should celebrate it. Celebrate aloneness. That's what birthdays are for.
Jeep Owner : Gee, I never thought of it like that.
Daniel Miller : It's a pitiful theory.