- Eli: Why don't we let the Bear at 'em, Junior?
- Junior: Nah, Bear's done his work for the night, these two... they ran away from the bear.
- [Soldier and Kid struggle]
- Eli: What do you mean?
- Junior: A few days...
- [grabs Soldier's bonds]
- Junior: and those bags'll sweat the water right outta their bodies! They'll die of thirst... then we'll cut 'em down, take them outta the bags... and drag them deep into the woods. They'll look like they ran away from the bear... got lost, and couldn't find no water. We'll leave a mark on them. It's BETTER than they deserve!
- [Junior has put on a fake bear suit]
- Junior: Your dream man's here, and he's come to change your life
- [while imprisoned in a pig pen]
- Jennifer: I was told not to eat the fish up here, because of the pollution.
- Jack Kelly 'Soldier': What? You think I'm gonna hide a wire in my underwear?
- Chloe: Honey, it looks like you've got the whole radio station in there.