- Uncle Izya: There are Jews here, not idiots.
- Merab Papashvili: Borya, I'm going to try to run away. Can you distract those guys?
- Borya: Why? You tell them you're not Jewish, they'll kick you out themselves.
- Borya: Here's the plan, we'll go to Monte Carlo, spin some roulette, and then off to Hawaii.
- Merab Papashvili: Weren't you going to Israel?
- Borya: Me? To live with the Jews? What the hell did I forget over there? I'm the nephew of Count Yusupov, you want to see my papers?
- Merab Papashvili: Where are we?
- Borya: Sohnut, a place from where Jews go to Israel.
- Merab Papashvili: So you're Jewish now?
- Borya: What else would I be? My grandmother was Jewish, you want to see my papers?
- Woman on the tarmac: Excuse me, is the taxi available?
- Merab Papashvili: The taxi is occupied, but my heart is available dear.