House Party (1990)

Chino 'Fats' Williams: Fats

Quotes 

• Kid : [when the prisoners were drawing straws to see who gets Kid]  Is there any way to stop this?

  Fats : Richard Pryor said that when he was in prison, he kept folks laughing to keep their mind off his booty. Do you know any jokes?

  Kid : I don't know any jokes.

  Fats : Well, you better think of something.

  Kid : What if I can't think of anything?

  Fats : Light's out, party's over, cake's on the griddle, and you're already greased.