House Party (1990)

Barry Diamond: Cop #1

Quotes 

• Cop #1 : Hey, Eraserhead!

• Cop #2 : Wow, would You look at this Kid's Hair... Hey, Eraser-Head, where You going?

  Kid : Why You wanna know?

  Cop #1 : HEY, We'll ask the Questions, You answer!

  Kid : Sir!

  Cop #1 : He looks Young, You wanna check Him for I.D.?

  Cop #2 : We're out of Donuts.

  Cop #1 : Oh? Well then, let's go.

  Cop #2 : Hey, You watch Yourself, cause "We" are!

  Kid : [after the Cops Drive off]  Thank You Cagney, and Lacey.

• Stab : Man, fuck you, toy cops!

  Cop #2 : Wait, wait, don't call it in. Why bother with the paperwork? We can handle this shit ourselves.

  Cop #1 : What do you want to do with them?

  Cop #2 : Take'em down to the docks. Nobody can hear them scream.

  Pee Wee : Aw shit.