House Party (1990)

Martin Lawrence: Bilal

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Quotes 

• Bilal : Kick your bitch to the curb and let me ride with my equipment! I'm the DJ.

  LaDonna : Bitch? Who you callin' a bitch? Your mama's a sorry bitch.

  Bilal : Hey, my mama ain't no bitch.

  LaDonna : If I'm a bitch, your mama's a bitch.

  Bilal : Hey, I'll kick your ass. I'll fight a girl.

  LaDonna : I know. I heard your ass was beat by a couple.

• Bilal : [dancing with a girl]  Girl, you're so soft, like my hush-puppies. You're so warm and fluffy, like a butter-milk biscuit. You make me want to squeeze tighter and tighter. Nah, I'm not gonna lie. You make a nigga wanna sing.

  [singing] 

  Bilal : Always and fo-evah! Each moment wit you. Is just like a dream to me, AND you, that somehow came true. Ooo...

• Bilal : Yo Kid, we have yo back.

  Kid : Yeah, way back.