Goodfellas (1990)

Chuck Low: Morris Kessler

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Quotes 

• Morrie : [on Morrie's wig commercial]  Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time.

• Morrie : Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?

  Henry Hill : Morrie, please! You borrowed Jimmy's money, pay him.

  Morrie : I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! What am I, fuckin nuts? Come on!

  Henry Hill : Are you gonna argue with Jimmy Conway? Just give him his money so we can get the fuck outta here!

  Morrie : Hey! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em in the ear! What are you talking about? Fuck 'em in the other ear, that son of a bitch! Did I ever bust his balls? Did I? Did I? I could've jumped the dime a million times, and I wouldn't have to pay tip!

  Henry Hill : Come on, Morrie, you're talking crazy, stop it!

  Jimmy Conway : [Grabs telephone cord and chokes Morrie with it, then his wig falls off and Henry starts laughing]  You got money for that fuckin' commercial. Fuckin' commercial, you don't got my money, you don't got my fuckin' money, huh?

  Henry Hill : Jimmy, he'll pay, he'll pay.

  Jimmy Conway : I'll fuckin' kill you, get the money, you fuckin' cocksucker, you hear me?

  [Phone rings] 

  Jimmy Conway : Pay me my money.

  Morrie : Hello? Who's this? He's here.

  [Gives phone to Henry] 

  Morrie : Jimmy, I'm sorry.

  Jimmy Conway : Yeah? You should be sorry. Don't fuckin' do it again and give me the money. Give me the fuckin' money, You hear me? You hear me, I gotta come here and you bust my balls? Give me the fuckin' money.

  Morrie : OK, OK, OK. I'll pay you, kid.

• Morrie : [Talking about point shaving]  Oh, it was terrific, yeah. Nunzio, up in... agh!

  [Tommy severs Morrie's brain stem from behind with an ice pick] 

  Tommy DeVito : Thought he'd never shut the fuck up.

  Jimmy Conway : Ah, pain in the ass.

• Morrie : [Jimmy starts throttling him with the phone wire, and his wig comes off at the wrong time]