- Linda Park: You're not with the Homicide department, are you?
- Barry Allen: No. Crime Lab. Want to film us pouring plaster into tire tracks?
- Linda Park: [to her cameraman] Cut it. Let's see if we can find a real detective.
- Julio Mendez: Well, see if you can find us a real newscaster while you're at it. I swear she was on the Shopping Channel selling earrings last week.
- Nicholas Pike: What are you? And where did you come from?
- Flash: I came from you, Pike! You made me when you killed my brother.
- Nicholas Pike: I killed a lot of men's brothers.
- Chief Arthur Cooper: Pike, this is Chief Cooper. I'm giving you sixty seconds to come out of there, or we'll fill that building with so much tear-gas, you'll be crying for the rest of your life.
- Nicholas Pike: Who the hell does he think he's dealing with, some punk robbing his first liquor store?
- Barry Allen: [as he's holding a bag of dog food] Now I know I'm in trouble. Even the kibble's starting to look good.
- Barry Allen: Listen, my skin isn't affected by speed, do I really need to wear this thing?
- Christina 'Tina' McGee: Well, if your clothes keep falling apart, it's either this, or you can run buck naked.
- Barry Allen: Oh, thank you.
- Nora Allen: So what did you wish for, big guy?
- Jay Allen: I just wished for a little bit of my brother's brains.
- Barry Allen: Hey, leave me out of this. You're not doing so bad for your own, Jay.
- Henry Allen: Hell, 42 years old, commander of the motorcycle division. I think you're doing pretty damn well for yourself. Not to mention taking down that Conway and his hijacking crew.
- Jay Allen: Actually, Dad, that was Barry and the Crime Lab boys who put us onto Conway.
- Henry Allen: Sure, sure, lab boys are important. But real cops, you know, work the street facing the scum of the earth with nothing to back you up but...
- Jay Allen, Barry Allen, Henry Allen: A gun, a badge and a prayer.
- Christina 'Tina' McGee: If the people I work with learn about you, they're going to try to take control of your treatment. You'll be studied, analyzed, tested...
- Barry Allen: They can't do that, I'm a private citizen.
- Christina 'Tina' McGee: Look, if you have anywhere near the power I suspect you do, the government will classify you as a security risk. They'll try to take your cells apart, try to make a hundred of you.
- Barry Allen: I think you've been reading too many comic books.
- Barry Allen: [interrogating Lila] Pretty frightening, how you and your friends were caught last night. What was it again, a demon? The guys around the station think you're all on drugs, you know, or crazy. But I know better. I know you really did see a demon. He was red as blood, wasn't he? And fast, like a flash. So if you care about Pike, you'll tell us where he is, because, Lila, if we don't find him, The Flash will.
- Barry Allen: Pike has been terrorizing the city. Well, I'm gonna terrorize him. You know that insignia of his? That blood dot they all wear on their backs? Well, I've got one of my own.
- [shows a drawing of a lightning bolt]
- Barry Allen: [to his nephew Shawn] Any time you need me, I'll be there for you. I couldn't run like your dad, but I'll be there in a flash.