Elves (1989)

Julie Austin: Kirsten

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Quotes 

• [after catching her brother spying on her] 

  Kirsten : What are you doing? You pervert!

  Willy : I'm not a pervert, I like seeing naked girls.

  Kirsten : I'm your fucking sister!

  Willy : Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them!

• Willy : Is everything all right?

  Kirsten : No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.

• Kirsten's Mother : Your father's in the study.

  Kirsten : What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.

  Kirsten's Mother : Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!

• Kirsten's Mother : You look terrible.

  Kirsten : Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.

• Kirsten : I'm living a cliché... my cat is the only friend I have left!

• Kirsten's Grandfather : If you are alive tomorrow, read the last book of the Bible, Revelations! Is a very frightening story that comences tonight at midnight if we do not stop them!

  Kirsten : Why you still listening to him, he's crazy!

  Kirsten's Grandfather : She is the daughter of Elysium, chosen to give birth to the son of Elysium: he's the Antichrist!

• [Kirsten crawls near the elf and stabs the ground from which it was born] 

  Kirsten : Die, you little faggot!

• Brooke : You're not really gonna do it, are you?

  Kirsten : With those guys? Forget it. I'm saving it for someone special.

  Brooke : But how do you stop them?

  Kirsten : Just say no! It scares the hell out of them and they don't know what to do with it.