The Ambulance (1990)

Eric Roberts: Josh Baker

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• Josh Baker : I can give you a headline.

  Elias Zacharai : Try me.

  Josh Baker : An ambulance that picks up New Yorkers, and they're never seen or heard from again. A vehicle of mercy that's really a murder machine.

• Josh Baker : [opening line]  This is the story of what can happen to a guy, for talking to a strange woman on the street.

• Josh Baker : You know I must be on drugs--I'm beginning to like you.

  Elias Zacharai : Oh, thank you. Just what I needed: a compliment from a junkie.

• Officer Sandra Malloy : You always hassle girls on the street?

  Josh Baker : Look, I know it sounds really terrible. But I just *had* to do it!

• Josh Baker : What are you in for?

  Elias Zacharai : They say cardiac, I say indigestion. Goddamn blackened redfish Cajun food. Who ever heard of serving that crap to a non-Cajun?

• Josh Baker : Hey does that old thing still work?

  Elias Zacharai : Are you kidding? This is one of the great cameras of all times. I once took a picture of Louis 'Lepke' Buchalter, strapped in the electric chair with this thing!

• Cheryl : I have met creepier guys than you. I just can't recall when!

  Josh Baker : I knew you'd be charming.

• Lt. Spencer : I used to love the old classic comic books. They got me through high school. But the stuff today is just too bizarre, too weird. Like it's geared for kids who are whacked out of their fuckin' minds. Comic books scare me nowadays.

  Josh Baker : You must scare easily. I mean, for a cop.