Jeeves and Wooster (1990–1993)

Hugh Laurie: Bertie Wooster

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Quotes 

• Jeeves : Travel is highly educational, Sir.

  Bertie : I cannot do with any more education, Jeeves. I was full up years ago!

• Bertie : He wants to marry Myrtle Snap?

  Jeeves : Precisely so, Sir, but Mrs. Snap refuses to consider such a venture while Sir Roderick's daughter remains unmarried. In a colourful turn of phrase she stated that specific and scarcely to be anticipated meteorological conditions would have to take place in the infernal region before she would share a home with Miss Honoria.

• Bertie : You don't disapprove Jeeves?

  Jeeves : It is hardly my place to say sir.

  Bertie : I know it's hardly your place to say Jeeves, that doesn't normally stop you.

• Bertie : And if *that* doesn't leave me without a stain on my conscience, then I don't know *what* it doesn't leave me without a stain on.

• [greeting the Glossops before trying to prove his sanity] 

  Bertie : What ho, what ho, what ho?

• Jeeves : Am I to infer sir that you might be offering yourself for election?

  Bertie : Your inference is as always slap on the button and leading by a length in the final furlong, Jeeves.

• Bertie : ...trying to improve my mind I dare say.

  Jeeves : That seems scarcely possible sir.

• Bertie : Do you know everything?

  Jeeves : I really don't know, Sir.

• Bertie : [stuck looking after a dog]  What are you doing tonight, Jeeves?

  Jeeves : I shall stay in with an improving book, Sir.

  Bertie : Wouldn't you rather stay in with an improving dog?

• Bertie : Yes! And, of course the old devil himself. Yes, he really put one up on the uncle didn't he? Thanks to Jeeves's masterpiece. What a wheeze!

  Muriel : Darling, this is a friend of mine, Mr. Wooster. Mr. Wooster I'd like you to meet my husband, Mr. Worple.

  Bertie : Husband? Huh! What rot!

• Bertie : Well, I shall see you at Phillipi.

• Bertie : Here in Nagasaki where the men all chew tobaccy and the women wicky whacky woo!

• Bertie : You can see the weathervane from the back of the town square. It's a good bet, you know?

• Bertie : We'll have lots of little oh-by-jingos! Gosh, by gee, by Jove, by jingo!