Have I Got News for You (1990– )
Sean Lock: Self, Self - Guest Presenter
Quotes
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Sean Lock : Only 2% of people go to church in this country
Paul Merton : And they're priests!
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Sean Lock : Time now for our missing words round. Which this week features guest publication "Pipetting News". In a recent edition, a request for interesting and amusing anecdotes about pipettes resulted in reader Gary Cameron's hilarious reply: "I'm still using a P200, with a serial number B-80-108-17!" Gary, you're bonkers!
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Sean Lock : They said they were stuck in the house, terrorised for two hours! I mean what's the worst that could happen, you going to run out of KitKats? Put a film on, and wait for the badger to piss off!
