Have I Got News for You (1990– )

Stephen Fry: Self

Quotes 

• [after learning that a series has been tied at an equal number of games for each team] 

  Stephen Fry : Well, why didn't you have an odd number of programmes, you idiot?

• Stephen Fry : [to David Shayler, who appeared via satellite link]  The Official Secrets Act is just a piece of paper to you, isn't it?

• Stephen Fry : Well, there was this chap and he went on a high and thought it would be a marvellous idea to take his car apart and arrange all the parts out neatly. And of course halfway through he had a crash into depression. Which was made even worse by the fact he had no car.