The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990–1996)

DJ Jazzy Jeff: Jazz

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Quotes 

• Jazz : I'm starvin'. When do we eat here?

  Phillip Banks : *We* eat here later, *you* eat here never.

  Jazz : [looking Phillip up and down]  Looks like *you* eat here *often*.

• Jazz : Happy birthday, Mr Banks! Heard you had quite a soirez last night. That's French for shindig.

  Phillip Banks : What's French for 'unwelcome guest'?

  Jazz : [handing him a gift]  Brought this for you.

  Jazz : [takes it, touched]  They're false teeth.

  Jazz : [Philip is slightly offended]  They were my grandma's. She don't need them no more.

  Jazz : [Philip drops it in disgust and stares up at him]  I know that look.

  Jazz : [Philip stands up]  You're not getting any younger.

  Jazz : [Philip grabs him]  This isn't good for your back.

  Jazz : [to Will]  I brought this on myself.

  Jazz : [cut to the front of the house and Jazz is thrown out]  AAAHHH!

  Will : Man, Uncle Phil, you beat your own record by like ten feet!