- Charlotte Brink: MISS WYATT!
- Lisa Wyatt: [pretending to be Jessi, but still acting like her normal self] You do NOT have to scream, y'know. We're all on the same island.
- Charlotte Brink: Well! You've certainly gotten a little snappy. I must be wearing you out after all.
- Lisa Wyatt: No, I just think you ought to keep your voice down.
- Charlotte Brink: And why is that?
- Lisa Wyatt: Because it's hard to hear the volcanoes erupt. Now, what can I get you?
- Jessie Wyatt: [a good-looking guy hits on Lisa] He's cute!
- Lisa Wyatt: Of course he's cute. But he's a moron. Cute, undependable, and boring.
- Jessie Wyatt: How can you tell so fast?
- Lisa Wyatt: Because I've been doing this for years. I'm a moron magnet!
- Megan Wyatt: [joining them] A moron? Did Lisa meet a new guy?
- Lisa Wyatt: [Lisa is trying to hook Megan up with a guy] Look, this guy sounds perfect for you! Mr. "Sweet Sensitive Artist". And it'll make Susan feel better, and the better Susan feels, the faster she and Dad are Down Under.
- Megan Wyatt: Look, I'm not going on a blind date just so my sister can run wild through the pineapple fields. So just lay off, okay?