Rosanna Arquette credited as playing...
Paulette (segment "Life Lessons")
- Paulette: [Seeing a patrol car with two policemen in it] Kiss the driver on the mouth. Then we'll talk.
- Lionel Dobie: [Disbelieving the request and laughing nervously] What?
- Paulette: Come on, and show me how much you love me.
- Lionel Dobie: [Shaken and laughing nervously. After a pause] What if I do? Huh?
- Paulette: Then I'll know your love is true, and if you don't, your name is King Bullshit, and I pack.
- Paulette: I don't have to sleep with you anymore?
- Lionel Dobie: I'm your ally against horse dung and fraud. That's as far as it goes from now on.