Juliette Lewis credited as playing...
Audrey Griswold
- Clark: We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.
- Audrey: We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?
- Clark: No, I have one of those at home.
- Audrey: [Peeling a carrot] Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?
- Ellen: Audrey!
- Audrey: Well can we at least forbid them to answer the phone? Alexander called this morning and grandpa Clark told him... I couldn't come to the phone 'cause I was going to the bathroom.
- Ellen: We're all making sacrifices, Audrey.
- Audrey: Everybody? Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is, mom?
- Ellen: [Grabs a box of matches off the fridge] Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.
- Audrey: I have nightmares about what he does in his bed alone when I'm not lying right next to him.
- Ellen: Well, I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
- [Lights up a cigarette to smoke and Frances calls out from the next room]
- Frances: Ellen, are you smoking again?
- [Ellen puts out the cigarette]
- Ellen: No!
- [Grabs a cabbage and chops it in half]
- Audrey: [Commenting on sleeping with her brother] I have nightmares about what he does when I'm NOT lying next to him.