- Dooley: Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary! You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!
- [Dooley meets Jerry Lee]
- Brannigan: There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.
- Dooley: Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.
- Brannigan: Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.
- Dooley: Don't worry about the dog.
- Brannigan: It's not the dog I'm worried about.
- [Jerry Lee has just single handedly taken out an entire bar of thugs who where roughing up Dooley]
- Dooley: I want you to know that I'm the officer in charge here, Michael Dooley not Jerry Lee.
- Jerry Lee: [looks at Dooley]
- Dooley: Don't you ever...
- Dooley: [pause] *ever* pull anything like that again, without talking to me first
- Jerry Lee: [puts his head down]
- Dooley: You lost it in there you know that, you lost control, we could be killed
- [pause]
- Dooley: I needed you back here.
- Jerry Lee: [slowly lifts his head and looks at Dooley]
- Dooley: What if they ran out?
- [pause]
- Dooley: You could've got them here.
- Dooley: You understand.
- Jerry Lee: [looks down]
- Brannigan: You think you got problems? I gotta to take my wife and kids on vacation. I've got a plane to catch in 3 hours.
- Dooley: Plane? You said plane?
- Brannigan: But I ain't gonna catch the plane because I gotta wait here for the SWAT team.
- Dooley: Can I have the dog if I get you on the plane? You're airborne, you're airborne!
- Brannigan: I'll tell you what, you get me on the plane and you can marry the goddamn dog!
- Dooley: You got it!
- Brannigan: Goddamn lunatic!
- Dooley: [Dooley resolves a hostage situation by driving into it with his new car] Narcotics? Party of 12?