- Dwight Ingalls: You know, Your fathers a lot bigger than I am. Of course, I bigger where it REALLY counts!
- Mr. Dante: [over p.a.] I just want to thank the student who drew the crude caricature of me in the boys' lavatory, Although you were kind in your portrayal, I would like it if you kept your talents to the art class.
- Dwight Ingalls: Ladies first.
- Colleen: Why thank you.
- [Colleen walks in front of Paula]
- Dwight Ingalls: No, I said LADIES first.
- Paula Carson: Why thank you!
- Colleen: ...such an ass!
- Colleen: [Stopping Paula before they walk out of the locker room] Our team isn't that great, right?
- Paula Carson: [Uncertain why Paula is asking] Right.
- Colleen: [Pulls down her panties and waves them around, finally throwing them to the floor] This should give them something better to cheer about.
- Colleen: [laughs]
- Paula Carson: [laughing] You're unbelievable.
- [Both laugh as they leave the locker room]
- William Carson III: Paula what are you doing out here?
- Paula Carson: What do you mean?
- William Carson III: Sh-Shouldn't you be in school you're not *cutting class* I hope!
- Dwight Ingalls: Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU!
- Coach Harris: Fuck you too.
- Dwight Ingalls: You can't talk to students like that.
- Coach Harris: Fuck you! Now suit up!
- Dwight Ingalls: [Locked out of the school] Shultz! I need to get my math book! You know, a book?
- Shultz: The thing with pages?
- Dwight Ingalls: Yeah!
- Shultz: Never saw one. School is closed!
- Colleen: [to Paula when they are walking into the girls' locker room during the basketball game, about Mr. Dante] I bet he kisses like a lizard.