Columbo (TV Series)
Murder, Smoke and Shadows (1989)
Peter Falk: Columbo
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Quotes
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Columbo : [referring to the water bed] You know, I've never tried one of these. My wife, that's Mrs. Columbo, she tried to get me interested.
Alex Bradey : [after Columbo lies on the bed] Well, how do you like it?
Columbo : Well, to tell you the truth, sir, it feels all swimmy. Makes me wonder what Mrs. Columbo had in mind.
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Columbo : Mr. Brady, sir.
Alex Bradey : What are you doing in my desert, lieutenant?
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Alex Bradey : Is there anything else I can do?
Columbo : Well there is something, sir.
Alex Bradey : Tell me.
Columbo : Maybe not, sir. Maybe some other time, not under these circumstances.
Alex Bradey : They're my circumstances, Lieutenant, not yours. Go ahead and ask.
Columbo : Is it alright if I make myself an ice cream soda?
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Columbo : [to Dog] Whaddya want, you want food? You just ate. All right, here, here's a bone. That's your third one this morning. There's too many snacks. Soon you're going to be big like a dirigible.