- Billy Thomas: I'm smart too. I got three-seventy and five-forty on the Master-Blaster.
- Mario: [Awestruck] Jeez.
- Tony Baccola: Wait. Master-Blaster? What is that?
- Mario: Its a video game, Tony!
- Tony Baccola: Yeah, I should've known you'd know!
- Costello: Yin, I want the million, and I want it now in cash.
- Tin Lum Yin: [to his men] Kill them! Kill them all!
- Scott Monroe: What do you wanna drink?
- Diablo: You should do something about your face bro. Get me some tequila.
- Morgan Garrett: Well if it isn't one of Yin's slimeballs Tiger Joe.
- Tiger Joe: Well at least you got the name right.
- Billy Thomas: [Billy enters the cage, and extends his hand] Hello, my name is Billy.
- Wrestler: FUCK YOU!
- [kicks him]