- FBI Captain: You have to understand sir, we've got reports of Duke at the beach, Duke in the the desert, Duke at Disneyland!
- Tim Thomerson: No, You don't understand, I've got Duke in my face, man!
- Duke Earle: Those FBI pigs think a stunt like this is gonna bend my mind!
- Dawson: Hey, you're already on a heavy curve!
- [Richard goes to check the engine of the Volkswagen van and it's gone]
- Richard: I don't see it. Is it small?