Torch Song Trilogy (1988)

Ken Page: Murray

Quotes 

• Bertha Vanation : Just wait until you see my act: Bertha Vanation and her Dance of the Virgin.

  Murray : Which she does COMPLETELY from memory.

  Bertha Vanation : Bitch!

• Arnold : I know you'll find this hard to comprehend, but I want more out of life than meeting a pretty face and sitting down on it.

  Murray : Graphically put!

• Murray : [to Arnold, who has shut himself off from any intimate contact after the death of his lover]  Alan died, honey - not you.

• Murray : Now if only that idiot Ed will settle down.

  Arnold : You must be begging for a slap, Ed's the last thing I need right now.

  Murray : Exactly my point. Ed is the last thing you need. You have everything else: looks, a career, money enough to keep your figure, and someone who depends on you. Now all you need is someone on whom you can depend.

• Murray : Don't look now, but pretty boy has tracked you down again.

  Arnold : Oh my God, will you stop?

  Murray : [Murray]  'Tis love, 'tis love. Him looking at you like a three-year-old at his first ice cream cake. And you runnin' from him for your life. Now, my calculus might not be up to snuff, but I can still put two and two together, and what I get is love.