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Quotes
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Jane : How could you do something so vicious?
Vincent Ludwig : It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor.
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Jane : I overheard Ludwig after the banquet. You were right all along, Frank. Ludwig is planning to have someone assassinate the Queen!
Frank : Where?
Jane : At the baseball game. The Queen'll be there this afternoon as a guest of Ludwig. I'm supposed to be with them.
Ed : Are you telling us that Vincent Ludwig is going to just shoot the Queen in front of 60,000 fans?
Jane : No, he said a player's gonna do it, during the seventh-inning stretch.
Ed : [checking his watch] That game starts in 20 minutes.
Frank : I better get down there right away.
Jane : I'll go with you.
Frank : No, it's best you stay with Ludwig. That way, we won't arouse any suspicion.
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[last lines]
Mayor Barkley : Drebin! I was wrong about you. This city and the whole world owes you a debt of gratitude.
Frank : Thank you.
Mayor Barkley : And Monday morning, we want you back at Police Squad... with a promotion to Captain.
Frank : Mayor!
Mayor Barkley : Don't thank me. There's someone else here who wants to thank you.
[a smiling Nordberg rolls up in a wheelchair]
Frank : Nordberg!
Det. Nordberg : Hiya, buddy! The doc says I should be on my feet in a week!
Ed : And back on the force!
Frank : Nordberg, that's wonderful!
[Frank slaps Nordberg on the back, causing his wheelchair to slide forward down a flight of stairs and then flings his body off onto the baseball field]
Jane : Frank! Everybody should have a friend like you.
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Jane : Frank, what's wrong?
Frank : A lot of things, sweetie-pie. A little meeting that turned into a peek-a-boo session with bullets, all set up by someone who's been playing me like a violin at the annual Saps Convention.
Jane : Funny face, I don't know what you're talking about.
Frank : My stockyard meeting, butter wings. Or don't you remember setting that up?
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[last lines]
Jane : Oh, Frank! Everyone should have a friend like you!