The River Pirates (1988)

Richard Council: Mr. Morris

Quotes 

• Mr. Morris : [adolescent Willie Morris is beginning to contemplate the mystery of girls, when his father notices him in front of the bathroom mirror one day]  What are you doin' gettin' all slicked up for?

  Willie : [nervous]  N-nothin' special, Daddy. Just goin' crawdad-huntin' with Spit 'n...

  Mr. Morris : [with gentle understanding, he interrupts his son]  Mmm-hmmm. Spit likes to see you with your hair combed, does he? Put a dab of that cologne on, too, so's you smell real good for Spit.