- Dr. Anthony Blakely: Your mediocre mind cannot begin to comprehend the importance of my work. I suggest you look into your own neurotic behavior. Then perhaps you will understand your continuing negativity.
- Janet: [Janet thinks being handcuffed in The Brain's personal meat locker is kinky] Oh, I love you. I was *so* scared!
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- Dr. Anthony Blakely: Thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, what a wonderful audience. Such enthusiasm.
- Dr. Anthony Blakely: With its increased size, the brain waves we're sending out can be even stronger. We'll be reaching a wider audience. Soon, it will be thinking for all those morons out there.