Home and Away (1988– )
Ray Meagher: Alf Stewart, Alfred 'Alf' Stewart, Alfred Stewart, Alf, Gordon Stewart
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Alf Stewart : Stone the flamin' crows!
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Alf Stewart : [depressed after Ailsa's death] I don't care if the flamin' diner sinks to the bottom of the sea
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Alf Stewart : He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg!
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Alf Stewart : You've been drinking!
Jesse McGregor : Look, mate, it's none of your business.
Alf Stewart : I'll make it my flamin' business if you're gonna go out serving the customers half-sloshed!
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[trying to put together a chair with a then-alcoholic Irene]
Alf Stewart : [shouting] You couldn't read instructions if they were written a mile high in whiskey bottles, and that's saying something!
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Alf Stewart : I'm off to see Martha.. Today!