Beverly Hills Unit: Psychiatric Consultant .. Dr. Edmond Nutz Chiropractic Consultant . James Rolf Tanning Consultant ...... U.V. Red Palimony Consultant .... Marvin Rippolfson Silicone Consultant ..... B.G. Brest Japanese Gardening ...... Kurosawa Klippers Spago Liaison ........... Tom Kaplan Executive in Charge of Croissants .. Georges Bide Executive in Charge of Pool Cleaning .. Gary Sweep
The makers of this motion picture consumed mass quantities of pizza, orange juice and water during the production. They never used drugs and have no intention of doing so in the future. Say "no" to drugs and have a long and happy life. Unless, of course, you are run over by an RTD driver, in which case you will have a short but happy life.
Any similarity between asses portrayed in this motion picture and real asses, living or dead, are purely coincidental.
The Producers would like to assure that no animals were injured in the making of this motion picture. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of some of our actors.
But seriously, folks... Any unauthorized duplication, distribution and exploitation of this motion picture will result in criminal prosecution and for all you video pirates out there, that means get your hands off our movie or we'll come after you with a loaded gun.
When in California, visit the Omega Studios. The tour lasts only 30 seconds and is cheap, especially for blondes over 5 ft. 8 in. with blue eyes, who may win an intimate dinner for two with the producer of this motion picture.