Summer School (1987)

Richard Steven Horvitz: Alan Eakian

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Quotes 

• Phil Gills : This man should not be teaching. The proof is right here in these test results. Look for yourself, Mr. Shoop. Passing is 70; average score here was 63. They failed.

  Shoop : [looks at the results]  That is not true, Mr. Gills.

  Alan Eakian : You mean we passed?

  Shoop : No, not all of you, but that's not what's important here. Larry went from an 18 to a 51!

  Mrs. Kazimias : If I'd only seen you strip a week sooner.

  Shoop : Rhonda: from a 29 to a 43 and she gave birth.

  Mrs. Altobello : Isn't childbirth grounds for a makeup test?

  Principal Kelban : It always has been.

  Chainsaw : This woman thing never fails.

  Shoop : Eakian: a 51 to a 74.

  Alan Eakian : I passed! I am an Eakian, Grams!

  Dave : All right, Eaker!

• Alan Eakian : [Eakian shakes Larry awake]  Larry, what do you want?

  Larry Kazamias : [barely audible]  Bed.

  [falls back asleep] 

  Alan Eakian : [to Shoop]  Larry wants a bed.