- Morgan Stewart: Look, Doc, okay? I'm gonna level with ya. Okay, I have been doing drugs.
- Dr. Cabot: I understand. I'm glad you told me, Morgan. For your sake I'm glad. Now, exactly what kind of drugs?
- Morgan Stewart: I've been free-basing Clearasil.
- Morgan Stewart: Garrett my boy! It's gassed up, chained, and ready. It's all yours!
- Garrett: [surprised] Ah no I can't! Not your Texas Chainsaw Massacre chainsaw with Tobe Hooper's autograph on it?
- Morgan Stewart: No, I want you to have it.
- Garrett: Seriously I can't. I appreciate it, but this is the Mona Lisa of your collection.
- [hands back chainsaw]
- Garrett: I couldn't take it.
- Nancy Stewart: Isn't there some kind of hormone shot we can give him?
- Dr. Cabot: I'm afraid not. There's no known cure for puberty.