Hollywood Shuffle (1987)

Jimmy Woodard: Advance Student, Basketball Player, Tyrone, Punk #3, Zombie Pimp, Hood #4, Commercial T.V. Crew

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• Speed : Welcome to Sneakin' In The Movies. My name is Speed and this is my homeboy Tyrone. And we are like movie critics and shit

  Tyrone : Well not really. Peep this. Each week me and my boy, you know, we go to different theaters and stuff and sneak in and check out the movie.

  Speed : Then we come back and tell you all what's up. Like if you should pay money and shit.

• Tyrone : I didn't like this movie at all. First of all, it was the fact that I couldn't say the title. I get tired of titles I can't pronounce and shit. If you want people to come and see it, a muthafucker got to be able to tell his woman where he's gonna take her.

• Speed : Oh, man, you don't know shit about science because you dropped out of high school.

  Tyrone : Hey, man, why you gotta bring that up, man?

  Speed : Because its the truth.

  Tyrone : Yeah, I know its the truth but that ain't - hey, fuck you!

  Speed : Aw, but what chu gonna do about it?

  Tyrone : Hey, man, I'm gonna bust your ass.

• Tyrone : He's supposed to take the money.

  Speed : Right.

  Tyrone : Take the ho. Take the ho! You know that.

  Speed : Right.

  Tyrone : And take the car and get the fuck outta there.

  Speed : I can't believe it. Because, he would have been dead a long time ago. Talkin' that shit, "Make my day."

  Tyrone : Right, right! 'Cause as soon as he said, "Make my day," boom. Do 50 bullets in your ass make your day?

• Tyrone : The last movie we really enjoyed. It was full of stereotypes; but, it was well directed. And we thought the combining of the zombie pimps and the street hos was brilliant. The gave it the serious high five.

• Tyrone : I love this movie. It was genius.

  Speed : The direction, the acting, the story line. That shit was bad!

  Tyrone : The muthafucker scared the shit outta me, man. That shit could really happen.

  Speed : I believe this movie. Like, you get all those pimps together, walkin' around and shit, with big hats on.

  Tyrone : Right, right. That was live. The director captured the essence of street life in a whore type situation. Pimps lookin' for hos. It was live.

  Speed : And that actress - who played the ho. She was excellent, marvelous, effervescent.

  Tyrone : Yeah, man, all and actin' all terrified and shit.

  Speed : This movie is like a nightmare.

  Tyrone : You know, that one dude, man, with the yellow suit on?

  Speed : Yeah!

  Tyrone : Man, he looked like this dude right around the corner from my house, man. That's what so horrifyin' about it.