Deadtime Stories (1986)

Michael Mesmer: Uncle Mike

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• Uncle Mike : Once upon a time, there was a little girl named "Rachel." Actually, she wasn't all that little. She was a hot-looking high school senior with deep blue eyes, and fine, firm breasts and...

  Little Brian : That's not the way Mommy tells it!

  Uncle Mike : Shut up, that's the way I tell it.