Creepshow 2 (1987)

Holt McCallany: Sam Whitemoon (segment "Old Chief Wood'nhead")

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Quotes 

• Sam Whitemoon : Look at this. Look at this sweetheart. Tell me this ain't a movie star. What're you, kiddin'? They gotta make me a movie star. Hey. As soon as they see this hair they gonna say, "Sam, get over here. Get in front of these cameras." There's a hundred million women out there just waiting to come and take me in their arms.

• Sam Whitemoon : [stroking his long hair and smiling]  This hair's gonna get me paid 'n screwed!

• Sam Whitemoon : It's okay. There's nobody else around. We're outta here. We're outta here, Fatso! We're outta here, man! We're outta here for good!

  [aims his shotgun at the general store] 

  Sam Whitemoon : No more of this baloney, man.

  [shoots a section of the store] 

  Sam Whitemoon : No more eatin' dust for a living.

  [shoots another section of the store] 

  Sam Whitemoon : There ain't no dust in Hollywood, man.

  [shoots another section of the store] 

  Sam Whitemoon : And there ain't no damn tribe of Tommin', wimpy red men, neither!

  [aims his shotgun at the Chief Wood'nhead statue and not only shoots a little piece off, but also spills the can of red paint] 

• Sam Whitemoon : [calling to his obese friend]  Let's go Fatso. We got some money that needs spendin'.

• Sam Whitemoon : [to Martha Spruce at gunpoint]  His old man bought my buddy here a Firebird, man. A damn Firebird that's gonna fly us all to Hollywood, USA!