My Chauffeur (1986)
Howard Hesseman: McBride
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Quotes
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McBride : [McBride is addressing his drivers] We are not interested in change...
Casey : [rushing in] I'm sorry I'm late!
[she runs into Doolittle, causing him to spill his coffee into his lap]
Casey : Ohhh! Ohhh... I'm so sorry!
[she takes a handkerchief and attempt to clean him up]
McBride : [startled] What are you doing?
Casey : I came for a job.
McBride : This is Brentwood Limousine, Limited.
Casey : I know, I'm gonna be a driver.
McBride : [as Doolittle gets more and more excited by Casey's handling of him] Madam, if you continue masturbating my driver, you're going to be a murderer.
[she stops, she and Doolittle blow each other a kiss]
McBride : What do you want?
Casey : Job.
McBride : Doing what?
Casey : Driving.
McBride : Driving WHAT?
Casey : Big black limousines! Whoo... baby!
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McBride : You're running a goddamned whorehouse on wheels, woman. I can't have that.
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McBride : Don't get your nipples hard. you've got a long way to go before you're hired.