Mama is boos! (1986)

Alexander Mouissie: Valentijn Gisberts

Quotes 

• Valentijn : 'Kut met peren!'

• [while it is night...] 

  Valentijn : [yelling from his sleeping room]  Mommy, I can't sleep!

  Danny Gisberts : [goes to his room] 

  Valentijn : Will daddy never come back?

  Danny Gisberts : [emotional but controls herself pretty well]  I don't know, darling. Daddy has been very mean to mommy. That's why mommy doesn't know if she wants him back. That's why mommy was mad. Now she's only sad, just like you.

  Valentijn : Is it because I've been naughty?

  Danny Gisberts : No, darling, definitely not.

  [tries to make Valentijn stop worrying about his behaviour] 

  Danny Gisberts : It's because... because daddy...

  [yelling] 

  Danny Gisberts : It's because of that bitch that's ruining my life!

  Een buurman : [yelling]  Shut up!

• Valentijn : [enters John and Danny's sleeping room] 

  John Gisberts : [to Valentijn]  You should knock, kid!

  Valentijn : [comes back with a breakfast, especially made for daddy and momma] 

  Danny Gisberts , John Gisberts : Aaah

  [showing appreciation] 

  John Gisberts : Breakfast...

  [sees a drawing of a tiger] 

  John Gisberts : A tiger! Your such a darling. Don't you want anything?

  John Gisberts : He already had breakfast, eh? Right, Valentijn?

  Valentijn : I want a dog!

  John Gisberts : No, they stink and shit everywhere.

  Danny Gisberts : A telegram from your daughter.

  [opens it and reads, partly Italian] 

  Danny Gisberts : Congratulazione, 20 years of marriage. Incredibile. Madelon, Dennis and little Gino.

  John Gisberts : [gets an egg]  An egg!

  [tries to break the shell with a spoon. Then tries to hit the egg on a saucer. But the egg doesn't break, it is the saucer that does] 

  John Gisberts : [screaming]  That fake egg again! Leave it in the chicken coop! I have told you that 100 times.

  Valentijn : [angry]  Jan-Julius got it, not me, dick!

  Danny Gisberts : [condemning Valentijn's behaviour]  Noh!

  John Gisberts : Jan-Julius...

  [stands up, hits the ceiling lamp with his head] 

  Danny Gisberts : John, control yourself!

  John Gisberts : Shit!

  [walks to Jan-Julius's room] 

  Danny Gisberts : John!

  Jan-Julius Gisberts : [hiding a porn magazine] 

  John Gisberts : Good morning!

  [got hit by that room's door] 

  John Gisberts : Happy anniversary, etc. etc. When you get the eggs, leave the stone egg in the chicken coop. Unless you do it on purpose. Put it back!

  [throws the egg to Jan-Julius] 

  Jan-Julius Gisberts : [catches the egg]  The chicken will be sitting on a stone, thinking it will become a chick. A bitch doesn't carry a big rock around for 9 months either.