- Man with doll: Meet Mike. Shake hands. Get acquainted
- Betty Melton: I bet you have names for every part of your body, huh?
- Betty Melton: Why did you move in on my bust like that?
- Chavez: You were as nervous as a whore in church.
- Betty Melton: You asshole. That was my bust. I could have handled it.
- Chavez: That's Mr. Asshole to you.
- Betty Melton: Listen, Rambo. I can do anything that you can do.
- Chavez: Oh, yeah. I bet you can't grow a beard.
- Man with doll: Bet you can't pee standing up.
- Betty Melton: Bet you and Mike could teach me.