This movie has haunted me from when I watched it in 1987 at Facets in Chicago - how many people can claim to have seen it and paid for a ticket in a theatre.
Everything bad stated about this film is ABSOLUTELY true. As suggested in a review it may be the baseline against which all bad films should be measured against.
It's Pat - another bad movie - is a film masterpiece compared to this movie.
I am sure there are snuff films and animal cruelty films that have a special place in hell below this one, but for a movie that is attempting to be entertaining - this hits rock bottom.
Nothing comes close to this work as a failure. This is not "this is so bad it is funny." This is just bad.
Only watch it - if you can find it - and are looking to establish a nowhere to go but up film on your list.