Splitz (1982)

Patti Lee: Joan

Quotes 

• Joan : You know what I wish we could do?

  Gina : Drugs?

• Joan : Oh Warwick, thank God you came!

  Warwick : First time a girl ever said that to me and I haven't got a single witness.

• Joan : What size panties do you think Lois wears?

  Midge : Well if she ever wore panties, probably about a medium.

• Mr. Tooth : This is my girlfriend, Miss Toothpaste. Just squeeze her from the bottom and, boy, does she put out!

• Gina : What are you reading, Susie? 'You Are What You Chew.' When are you gonna give up on this health food bullshit?

  Susie : I happen to believe my body is a sacred temple.

  Joan : Gina's body is more like the corner store... open 24 hours.

  Gina : Well at least mine's not a drive-thru, honey.

• Joan : What'd you wanna come here for anyway?

  Gina : I have this morbid fascination for pain and suffering.

• Joan : Wait, I think she's coming to.

  Gina : She's coming too? Well, we all know Warwick did, but Susie?