Carlin Glynn credited as playing...
Brenda Baker
- [the bride arrives at the church, obviously out of it]
- Brenda Baker: Her monthly bill came early. Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer.
- Ginny: Try *four*.
- Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in 20 minutes?
- Samantha: I can remember lots of things.
- Brenda Baker: Oh, Sam. Sam, I am so sorry about your birthday.
- Samantha: It's OK. I'll recover.
- Brenda Baker: It's important to you. And yesterday morning you were trying to tell me.
- [Sniffling]
- Samantha: It's OK, Mom. These things sometimes happen.
- Brenda Baker: Oh, honey, I just feel miserable.
- Samantha: You'll feel better.
- Mike Baker: Who died?
- Brenda Baker: Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister?
- Mike Baker: What? Are you kidding? Where should I start?
- Brenda Baker: I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday. We all forgot.
- Mike Baker: [laughing] Classic.
- Brenda Baker: Deep down, he's really sorry.
- Brenda Baker, Samantha: [Together] No, he's not.
- Brenda Baker: [to Sam] I'm sorry, you'll have to buy lunch today. I didn't have time to fix your carrots.
- Mike Baker: Yeah, well, she's only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts!