Sixteen Candles (1984)

Paul Dooley: Jim Baker

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• Jim Baker : That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

• Jim Baker : Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.

  Samantha : Mike thinks I'm a dork.

  Jim Baker : Mike *is* a dork.

• Mike Baker : [about Ginny]  Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?

  Jim Baker : Where are you learning that stuff?

  Mike Baker : School.

  Jim Baker : Good. I get my money's worth.

• Jim Baker : [to Samantha]  I don't think I'll be able to sleep if I don't feel this little talk has helped ya. So would ya be a sport and lie to me?

• Samantha : Do I look any older?

  Jim Baker : No, I wouldn't say so.

• Jim Baker : I can't believe it. Ginny's not in the shower.

  Mike Baker : [standing in front of the bathroom door]  I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Grandpa Fred was in there for half an hour. It's totally polluted.

  Jim Baker : Get dressed.

  Mike Baker : [Jim enters the bathroom and closes the door]  It's your nose.

  [after a few seconds, Jim walks out of the bathroom clearly repulsed by the stench emitting from it] 

  Mike Baker : They never listen.