- Richard Nixon: I am America. I'm a winner who lost every battle, up to and including the war. I am *not* the American nightmare. I am the American Dream. Period. That's why the system works. Because I am the system. *Period.*
- Richard Nixon: You, ladies and gentlemen of the American jury, shall look at the face that is under the mask, that is -
- [stumbles]
- Richard Nixon: - that is under the mask!
- Richard Nixon: My wife does not wear a fur coat. My wife wears a good Republican cloth coat. And my dog Checkers, well he...