Johnny Dangerously (1984)

Griffin Dunne: Tommy Kelly

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Quotes 

• [In the middle of a trial] 

  Tommy Kelly : ...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for: the Mother's Day Massacre, The Christmas Day Slaughter, The Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and The Groundhog's Day Be-headings!

• Tommy Kelly : You were gonna take a bullet for me.

  Johnny Kelly : Actually, I was just counting on a lot of missing.

• Tommy Kelly : [Ma Kelly pours a shot for Tommy]  Mom, it's Prohibition.

  Ma Kelly : Aw, shut up! Stop acting like a fag choir boy.

• Ma Kelly : I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid.

  Tommy Kelly : Mom!

  Ma Kelly : You wanna hump your brains out.

  Tommy Kelly : [Tommy clamps his hands over Sally's ears] 

  Ma Kelly : [does mock pushups]  Baboom, baboom, baboom, baboom!

  Tommy Kelly : [Tommy drags Sally from the room] 

• [Ma Kelly is pouring drinks for everybody] 

  Tommy Kelly : Mom, it's prohibition!

  Ma Kelly : Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy!

• D.A. Burr : (On Johnny Dangerously's payroll) Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation?

  Tommy Kelly : But what about crime?

  D.A. Burr : Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back!

• Tommy Kelly : Oh God! How do you get laid in 1930?

• Tommy Kelly : Sally's place is in the home, and I intend to support her, and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass - anything.

• Tommy Kelly : Sally's place is in the home and I intend to support her and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass. Anything.