Electric Dreams (1984)
Ruth Westheimer: Talk Show Host
Quotes
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Dr. Ruth Westheimer : All right, this is Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Sexually Speaking. Hello, you are on the air.
Edgar : Hi. It's me again.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Oh, hello Me! I was wondering if you would call. What's on your mind?
Edgar : Well, Doctor, it's really the same question: I want to know what love is.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Didn't you ask me that last week?
Edgar : Yes, but I need to know what it *feels* like. Now.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer : OK, let me try again.
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Dr. Ruth Westheimer : When you are sitting in front of a crackling fireplace...
Edgar : Crackling fireplace.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer : ...and you take that lady into your arms...
Edgar : But I don't *have* any arms.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Oh dear. Do you have anything you can touch her with?
Edgar : I don't have *anything*!
Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Oh dear. Maybe you should go to a clinic.
Edgar : But I can't, Dr. Ruth. Moles keeps me locked up.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Locked up? You must call the police right away!
Edgar : Right away. Yeah!